[smug]

"Yankee" as used herein, shall mean any person or entity born or formed north of the Mason-Dixon line, or any per son or entity who has lived or been located for a continuous period of one (1) year above said line.

This man is going to far. By that standard he is labeling me a Yankee. I resent that. I may have been born in Indiana, but mah gene's are made from grits, bolt' peanuts, and sweet tater pie.

[Non-Sequitur]

I resent that. I may have been born in Indiana, but mah gene's are made from grits, bolt' peanuts, and sweet tater pie.

That's what your genes are made of, or what makes them fit so snug?

[Fairview]

I agree, this is entirely unreasonable. If someone has the misfortune to be relocated for a time, do they lose their essential Southern-ness? If my dear sister had the misfortune to have been born in the North, does she lose centuries of Southern blood? I think not.

I detect in this document the author's sense of humor.