Wow. So the best you can do (and call it science) is to attempt to mix the theory of relativity, traveling at the speed of light, and creation all into one? Maybe you should just stick to "Poof" and leave it at that. I thought the bible was a history of the Jews. What makes it a legal document?
And the preservation of the details has been amazing -- better correlation of details even amongst the variants held by Christian sects than most correlation between geological datings of strata. At least that's my guess.