[piceapungens]

You sure are working hard to prove you're a hetero, me thinks thou protests too much.

[1rudeboy]

Good one. Best I've seen so far. It actually required thought instead of merely reaction.

[newgeezer]

You sure are working hard to prove you're a hetero, me thinks thou protests too much.

Excellent point.

How's the saying go? "Those who protest the loudest are the most guilty." Or something like that.

Because of soccer and parents who love it, a fair number of Stan Musials, Jackie Robinsons, and Joe DiMaggios will never play baseball. Therefore, I totally despise soccer.