I don't use Google as my expert. I use it to locate experts. You seem more like an ex-spurt.
I sure watched an awful lot of Johnny Weismuller, when he played Tarzan, and was famously depicted diving into the waters... and swinging through the trees. Swimming got him noticed, but his body on display is what sold tickets on saturday mornings...
Where I come from, they call that ignorance... which can be cured with proper research!
You'd better let me handle the jokes. That was terrible.