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To: Junior

Depends on your church! Last I checked, God offers eternal life as a free gift.


215 posted on 05/12/2006 2:09:18 PM PDT by conserv371
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To: conserv371
God offers eternal life as a free gift.

And yet His self-proclaimed mouthpieces still pass the collection plate. Go figure.

292 posted on 05/12/2006 5:17:47 PM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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To: conserv371


<< Last I checked, God offers eternal life as a free gift. >>


And if you decide to refuse the gift? LOL! Now THAT is some sales pitch!

"I'm here to invite you to kiss Hank's feet. If you do, Hank will give you a million dollars. If you don't, Hank'll beat the living crap out of you, forever. Have a nice day."


330 posted on 05/12/2006 6:46:51 PM PDT by Almagest
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To: conserv371
Last I checked, God offers eternal life as a free gift.

Unfortunately, many of His self-appointed middle-men represent that gift as contingent, and demand a percentage.

1,112 posted on 05/15/2006 2:31:46 PM PDT by LibertarianSchmoe ("...yeah, but, that's different!" - mating call of the North American Ten-Toed Hypocrite)
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