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Smokers are really turning public opinion around, keep up the good works folks, your childrens health is counting on it


27 posted on 04/30/2006 10:45:13 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Raycpa

Typical anti-smoker.....unable to think for himself and thus must trot out the tired propaganda of his handlers.

I feel so sorry for you people can't even keep on topic........pathetic.


30 posted on 04/30/2006 10:49:30 AM PDT by Gabz (Smokers are the beta version)
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To: Raycpa

Repeat after me....

JA, MEIN FUHRER, JA MEN FUHRER, JA MEIN FUHRER.....

I think you've already got it though.


61 posted on 04/30/2006 12:13:14 PM PDT by 383rr (Those who chose security over liberty deserve neither; GUN CONTROL=SLAVERY)
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To: Raycpa

Repeat after me....

JA, MEIN FUHRER, JA MEIN FUHRER, JA MEIN FUHRER.....

I think you've already got it though.


62 posted on 04/30/2006 12:13:58 PM PDT by 383rr (Those who chose security over liberty deserve neither; GUN CONTROL=SLAVERY)
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To: Raycpa

Oh, and by the way, if you think this is going to stop at tobacco, you're a bigger fool than I thought.


64 posted on 04/30/2006 12:17:25 PM PDT by 383rr (Those who chose security over liberty deserve neither; GUN CONTROL=SLAVERY)
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To: Raycpa

You seem to continue taking pride in looking like an idiot.
Let's let others look at ALL of the website.
Then they will understand the picture, you constantly post.
They don't support you, they make fun at you.
Like the rest of us.

Have you parked your car yet?


http://www.patriotvocals.info/PatriotActivismGuerillaReporterSyndicateLFUCGCigaretteNazis.htm
PATRIOT VOCALS



MARIO - PATRIOT ACTIVISM

Guerilla Reporter Syndicate: "LFUCG Cigarette Nazis"

(the following "smoke nazi article" is a spoof written during the Sept. 2004 debate over restricting privately owned businesses from determining whether or not they would allow a legal activity inside their privately-owned businesses in this alleged free country. You will find a recent update on the situation following my tongue-in-cheek lampoon. Thx!, Mario)


Smoke-Free Leftington Rally, Public Smokers Busted, and Children Removed from Public Smoker's homes by "Mario" for Guerilla Reporter Syndicate



LFUCG Smoke Nazi's held a rally sponsored by the Department of Health Nazis. Mayor Teresa Isaac, accompanied by Councilman Mike Scanlon, spoke to the crowd of supporters and afterward invited everyone to meet at Applebee's Smoke Free Neighborhood Bar and Grill for a drink or two or three. Revelers were told to leave their cigarettes at home as tobacco sniffing dogs will be on hand to insure security and smoke free air.



LFUCG Smoke Nazis assault customers at Bob's Bar and Grill in Leftington, KY. It seems some people were smoking in public (cigarettes!). Several of these illegal smokers are known to be parents and the picture below shows their children being taken away by the LFUCG Smoke Nazis. These children will be better off as wards of the state whereby they can be indoctrinated into the "Smoke Free Leftington" program. A spokesman for Councilman Mike Scanlon stated that if people would just leave their tobacco at home, under lock and key, none of this would be necessary. He indicated that this does not happen at Applebee's Smoke Free Neighborhood Bar and Grill.



Children of recently captured "public smokers" are seen here being taken away from their homes. They were subjected to strip searches and body cavity checks for cigarettes. A spokesperson for the Dept. of Health Nazis said, "These children will one day thank us for removing them from the negative smoking environment that their criminal parents had subjected them to. No longer will children be subjected to unclean air filled with tobacco smoke here in Leftington, KY."

Mayor Teresa Isaac, found at a local Burger King eating a stack of Whoppers, commented that she is proud of Leftington's new found attitude towards clean air and a municipally owned water company. She added that Leftingtonians should prepare for another rate hike due to the added burden of paying for the legal battle to acquire the water company from the German fascists.

When quizzed about the need for new pumping stations, the Mayor said that the criminals convicted of smoking in public would be put to use as a "bucket brigade" to move water from the Kentucky River to the water purification station in Leftington. Asked about who would guard the prisoners as Leftington no longer has a police force, she said the LFUCG Smoke Nazis are too busy and she would contract with the Louisville Police Department to utilize officers who left Leftington for better pay and benefits in Louisville. She said, if they just would have stopped blocking us from condemning the water company, we could have paid the police to stay and solved all of Leftington's problems. Ms. Isaac also indicated that the Gas Company, the Electric Company, the Taxi Companies, and Lexmark would soon be condemned to help pay the deficit Leftington has acquired since she became Mayor.

Copyright 2004-2055 © Guerilla Reporter Syndicate - All Rights Reserved
(the above "smoke nazi article" is a spoof written during the Sept. 2004 debate over restricting privately owned businesses from determining whether or not they would allow a legal activity inside their privately-owned businesses in this alleged free country. I hope you enjoyed by tongue-in-cheek lampoon...heh heh heh. Below you will find a recent update on the situation. Mario)

Here is a recent update on the situation:

ALLOW ADULTS TO MAKE THEIR OWN SMOKING CHOICES

The Dec. 2 court verdict regarding the smoking ordinance has once again thrown this issue into the spotlight. What next?

The next rational step should be to re-examine the ordinance.

While protecting the public health is an important responsibility of government, a measure of sanity is vital if those decisions aren't to be challenged or ridiculed by the electorate.

If it is unreasonable to ban cars to prevent the unwitting inhalation of petroleum fuel additives, which are known carcinogens, it is likewise unreasonable to ban smoking in every indoor establishment.

The easiest solution would be to allow establishments where only adults are permitted access to post whether they allow smoking or not, and thus let the community decide for itself which establishments to patronize.

But of course, this is too rational, for it allows adults to make decisions that might not be in their best interest. And government can't have that, can it?

Len Jozunas
Lexington

As posted to: http://www.kentucky.com/mld/heraldleader/news/editorial/letters/10356451.htm



91 posted on 04/30/2006 6:45:54 PM PDT by Bogey
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To: Raycpa

You're actually looking forward to a scene like this, aren't you, ray?

93 posted on 04/30/2006 6:57:46 PM PDT by elkfersupper
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To: Raycpa

"Smokers are really turning public opinion around, keep up the good works folks, your childrens health is counting on it."

Since when is it up to public opinion to dictate what legal activity one does in one's home? Oh, since the socialists have eliminated all respect of private property, celebrated by the likes of you. It's also nice to see you celebrating the state confiscation of children. Glad to see you taking the totalitarian side again.


133 posted on 05/01/2006 7:55:58 AM PDT by CSM (I went to the gas station this weekend and it was so popular that I had to wait for a pump. D-Chivas)
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