First solution, you prohibit all political signs or shirts. Thus act up, glsen, pflag or any other homo advocate promotion is out. ALL homosexual references are prohibited as any other sexual content. (IOW same as a tshirt with playboy or hustler on the front) I bet a number would be cleared out by prohibiting sexual predators.
Homosexuals are only at the children's event to promote adult recreational sex.
"Homosexuals are only at the children's event to promote adult recreational sex."
You neglected to repeat: " . . and to play with their sexual organs": first, punch and cookies, then the egg-roll, and finally, the displaying of the "eggs".
Yes, think of the children . . .