This is satire, right? If you win, but only because you have embraced something that isn't right, what have you won? If you're sleeping with the enemy, how are you distinguishable from the enemy?
"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"
And if you shoot yourself in the foot and give the field to the enemy - thereby loosing the war...what have you won?