[CarolinaGuitarman]

"You oughta take up banjo strummin' to go along with your tap dancing."

I do play the banjo; I don't know why you think that is insulting to imply it. :)

"'ll take these sources' definitions of words rather than your definitions. They are not ignorant."

Sure they are. And your main point, that wise men don't teach evolution in science class, is even more ignorant. I know you meant it as humor, but really, humor needs some grounding in reality to be funny. Your example was a fantasy. :)

[AndrewC]

Sure they are.

You have proven you are delusional.