And unfortunately, you and others lack the gene to recognize sarcasm. That is not a characteristic of your countrymen there in DarwinDawkinsland with whom I have had the privelege of serving while Carter, pittoo, and Reagan were our presidents.
As for your mainstream press, I consider most of it in the class of National Enquirer. So whatever is printed by them does not reduce my slumber time in any fashion.
My dear fellow, you appear to labour under an egregious misapprehension. Satire and irony are national art forms here, not sarcasm--which is a base and puerile form of discourse little practised here and even less admired. For sarcastic comments, we visit New York.
But you are indeed correct, I failed to detect sarcasm in your posting, and mistakenly thought you had some meaningful point to contribute to a serious discussion. Apologies, my bad; won't happen again.