Uhhh, I don't know....duhhhh. Perhaps when you said that you have a maid and platoon of "english speaking" gardeners....you dug your own hole, and frankly I call BS...
You want to pretend you have money, no prob.....but at least have some understanding of the realities, mexican gardeners are a dime a dozen, and the good ones speak English. White gardeners usually come with a resume and you get to pay for their travel from Europe......then you get to pay them real money, and it isn't $4.00 an hour.
And I said that my gardeners are white, American, and speak English, because they do. If I hadn't said that, I would have immediately been accused of hiring illegals. LOL
I dug nothing; OTOH, you have, long ago, shown exactly what and who you are.
Americans don't speak English, only the English speak ENGLISH"?
Gee, Canadians speak ENGLISH; so do Australians and New Zelanders and the Irish and even most South Africans.
Is that what you pay the boy who mows your lawn? LOL
Look, you and I both know that you aren't being series; you just want a flame war, you really don't care about any of this at all.