[whattajoke]

I can prove God exists with every breath I take. "I am" witness to God's existence.

That's neat. Ok, let me try to "prove evolution exists" as you asked... Ahem... I can prove evolution exists with every breath I take. "I am" witness to evolution's existence.

How'd I do?

[furball4paws]

Now you've gone and done it. What a revolting development this is.

Pretty soon you'll be proving pond scum is the Creator or the pink unicorns on the moon dumped us here.