[Always Right]

If you don't like being called a liar, I have a wonderfully effective solution.

And I have a solution for you if you don't like being called a bigot.

[Right Wing Professor]

And I have a solution for you if you don't like being called a bigot.

Oh, I see, so for calling you on your untruthful statements, I am a bigot.

You could be right. I admit to being bigoted against liars.