You're the one who said if it was an accident, it shouldn't be reported.
Meanwhile, everyone in this country and in much of the world knows who Dick Cheney is.
90% of people in this country could not tell you the name of the VP.
Mona Charen also disagrees with your ridiculous statement that this is a "signficant story." Her exact words were that this "has zero public relevance," and she couldn't be more correct.