In their futile search for 'The Story' look for an interview w/Vietnam veteran John Kerry, intrepid duck hunter dressed in his barn coat and entoning about how HE would have been more careful since he was trained in handling guns for his Vietnam service, and he KNOWS about wounds since he has 3 Purple Hearts.
“Is it feasable for me to procure the neccessary documentation for wildlife-management in this establishment?” -Kerry 'Massachusetts-Speak'