[RightWingNilla]

I thought the Universe fell out of the cargo hatch of a C-47

Now thats the best creation story Ive ever heard.

Can I join your church?

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

"Now thats the best creation story Ive ever heard.

"Can I join your church?"

Do you accept that John Frum was a divinely sent prophet of the Pilot in Command?

(Look up "cargo cults" for an explanation of what I'm talking about.)