[Right Wing Professor]

Did you win the powerball?

I thought I might have for about two minutes this morning, when I woke up, turned on the news, and heard the winner was in Lincoln, NE. Holy cow. Then I logged on to the powerball web site and found, as usual, that in a $5 quick pick I hit on exactly one number.

[Coyoteman]

I thought I might have for about two minutes this morning, when I woke up, turned on the news, and heard the winner was in Lincoln, NE. Holy cow. Then I logged on to the powerball web site and found, as usual, that in a $5 quick pick I hit on exactly one number.

Too bad. For that sum you could have bought Nebraska!