[PatrickHenry]

... there can't be many club-footed redhead bathing beauties with a pronounced five 'o clock shadow.

That was your high school sweetheart, whom we were bringing over for a surprise visit. But Rades saw her first.

[Thatcherite]

Noooooo!!! She's been after me for the alimony for the 5 children for years. I need to think of a way of making money fast.

So, how is the Grand Master doing? I remember the good old days, when he used to appear at the window of his summer palace on Darwin's Birthday and wave at the multitude for a while. In fact he stopped making public appearances at around the same time you were appointed his Executive Assistant with Full Powers, and no-one but you and RA has been in his apartment for years. Doesn't the GM get lonely with just his barnacle collection for company?