Okay... so, I'm on "incredibly shaky ground".
Alright, then -- go demonstrate the Random Chemical Abiogenesis of Self-Replicating Cells. I'm making my stand on Pasteur's Law of Biogenesis; feel free to prove me wrong.
After all, "The main reason it hasn't already been done is no one sees the point" -- I'm sure it must be easy for you to whip some up in your home laboratory, then, no?
Or maybe... just maybe... Pasteur's Law has never been proven wrong yet.
If Pasteur's law is "omne vivum e vivo", it's already been proven wrong, if viruses are considered living. That's a different issue from abiogenesis under conditions of the prebiotic earth. But certainly, if you want to create this absurd barrier of a scientific 'law', it's no barrier at all.
Pasteur did not disprove abiogenesis.
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/abioprob/spontaneous-generation.html