[Thatcherite]

Argumentum ad BOLD, UNDERLINING, AND CAPITALS. The most effective weapon in the anti-evolution armoury. If something is true if you bold it, or underline it, or capitalise it, think how much more true it is if you do all three at once.

[PatrickHenry]

If something is true if you bold it, or underline it, or capitalise it, think how much more true it is if you do all three at once.

Creationism is a GURGLING MUD-HOLE, whose turgid, murky waters originate in the bottomless depths of DARK AGE IGNORANCE, whence they seep up and discharge the MUCK OF ANCIENT DAYS.