Though most evolutionists (particularly in this country) believe in a God, which throws a giant economy-size monkey wrench in your argument.
No, they really don't. They may have some fuzzy "spiritual" belief that requires no commitment nor definition. Yes, there are plenty of people who hold incompatible, inconsistent beliefs, but therin lies the problem.
If you claim to believe in God, yet believe that the universe and its inhabitants, in all their complexity, came to be through the workings of chaos, time and chance, then you're simply being dishonest with yourself.
I suppose one could claim to believe in the Holy Trinity of Chaos, Chance and Time. Are those the gods to which you refer?
a God? Which God? They apparently don't believe in the God of the bible.