LOL!
I double-dog dare someone to take that to Cobb County and demand that it be taught as an alternate theory, along with the Flat Earth Theory!
Great!
You might enjoy also the clever and humorous essay on "Gravity: Just a Theory" on the same re-discovery.org website:
http://www.re-discovery.org/gravity_1.html
Thanks for showing the "Periodic Table" - that made my day.