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To: Coyoteman
Is that that Costco stuff?

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Here it is:


785 posted on 12/17/2005 7:40:16 PM PST by balrog666 (A myth by any other name is still inane.)
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To: balrog666

Bourbon!

Bourbon is required as the proper anesthetic for these threads. Cheap bourbon. Jim Beam and Diet Coke is my own preference.

This is a placemarking post, so that I might be able to return to this spot tomorrow, and it requires no response.

I shall leave a joke behind, to lighten the mood:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well…are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

-- Emo Phillips

:)


800 posted on 12/17/2005 7:53:36 PM PST by forsnax5 (The greatest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.)
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