We are those with with the Final Solution,
A plan which you may call Evolution.
We'll preach it in your children's schools,
We'll create a nation of mindless fools.
Lies and deception our only tools.
A new religion we have found,
To all we proclaim it sound,
Don't oppose us, don't you dare,
There is nothing about us fair.
Through our courts we sneer,
At all that you hold dear,
Activist judges that do our bidding,
With corruption our ranks are completely ridden.
Don't say a word, we are the learned,
To hell with the freedom you've yearned.
We always know what's best for you,
We showed you that by killing the Jew
Indeed there will be no competing religion,
Yes indeed, it's our Final Decision.
As Darwin's soldier's we came by storm
Our religion had been born.
A rising flood was Baptised by blood,
We ground the nations into the mud.
Across Europe we took the road
Evil was our only abode
Nothing can stop us here you see
The axis of the three.
There is no protection,
From natural selection
Once converted to action.
A continent away across the ocean
Where freedom was the reigning notion
Courageous men, unafraid of the night,
Patriots prepared for the holy fight.
Legions of good men arose from this land
Selflessly offering a helping hand.
The promise was kept, when we came,
To relight freedom's flame.
Darwin's soldiers, see us come
We're here 'til our duty is done.
Darwin's soldiers, see us come,
You're going on the run.
American Sons of the Revolution
Coming to end your ghastly solution.
Darwin's soldier's, see us come,
The evil cross is done.
The battle was won, we sheathed our sword
It seemed we had defeated the Nazi horde.
Yet Darwin's men are always restless
Rising again they want to test us
When evil again raises its head
And declares that freedom is dead.
We'll steel for the fight
For that which is Right
Following our guiding light.
We'll fight by mountain, brook and stream
In our eyes is freedom's gleam.
We'll defend our right
To worship the Light
Never losing sight.
Whatever it takes, whatever the cost
What we have won will never be lost
Darwin's soldiers, see us come,
The job is never done
When evil again raises it's head
And declares that freedom is dead
We'll fight again with what we have
The Lord will be our salve
Whether it be with stone or sticks
We're the Spirit of '76.
It ignores what the whole controversy is about for me, which is whether science gets to present its findings in science class without having to shout over a lot of Luddite razzle-dazzle and obfuscation. I'm not trying to get into your church to heckle whoever is presenting.
It begs for a parody but it's too tedious for the full treatment.
Through every Hickdom village and farm
The Howler Monkeys spread the alarm.
Whether it be with stone or dung
We're the ones who get it flung.