[jennyp]

Those evilutionists couldn't fit that BEAUTIFUL Piltdown specimen into their godless lie of common descent. So they had TO pretend that it was a hoax.

YES!!! Evolutionist like to yell that FOSSILS all follow a nice, consistent STORY. But when a fossil like Piltdown Man (which is just an early human, no missing link HERE!!!!!) is dug up where they can't fit it IN to their "story", they do the CLINTONIAN nuts & sluts defense and spread the LIE that Pildown Man was a hoax!

It's been 80 years since the lie of EVOLUTION was proved by Piltdown Man, and STILL the evolutionist can't tell us just who this supposed hoaxer WAS. Because IT WASN'T A HOAX!!!

Creationist should be shouting FROM the rooftops of the TRUTH of Piltdown Man instead of hiding our light under a bushel. Piltdown Man's bones proclaim the glory of GOD and prove that evilution's godless monkey-to-man story falls apart when you look close enough.

PILTDOWN MAN IS THE TRUTH!!!

[Thatcherite]

PILTDOWN MAN IS THE TRUTH!!!

[Sound FX: Doctoral dissertation being scotch-taped back together. Maniacal cackling]

[PatrickHenry]

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