[antiRepublicrat]

No one is claiming the flood was an entirely natural event. The entire claim is that it was an act of God.

My problem is that somebody apparently forgot to tell the Egyptians they were flooded and wiped out 4,000 years ago.

[Deut28]

You wrote: "My problem is that somebody apparently forgot to tell the Egyptians they were flooded and wiped out 4,000 years ago."

Why do you believe the flood was 4,000 years ago?