Was it a white pick-up and did they have a "Charlton Heston is My President" bumper sticker?
I hope they catch those two incompetent rednecks for not even doing a simple assault properly!
Nope: "Visualize Whirled Peas" He didn't get the color of the pickup truck, or the license plate, but he did get the fabric of the alleged perpetrator's gloves? He's either wandered to Kansas from the cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" or he's full of it.