[Gumlegs]

I have read of some cougar attacks in Readers Digest (yeah, I know, real reliable source but...) It seems as though they are losing their fear of humans and have been attacking people who are out biking or jogging on trails. I wouldn't feel safe with one around.

I don't feel safe with those trails around, either. Stinkin' joggers and bikers think they own the planet.

Wait ...

[metmom]

I about got run down on a cross country ski trail by some ______ (insert derogatory word of choice here) who was on a snowmobile pulling his kids on a sled, when EVERYONE else was on their own two feet, er... skis. He was a menace to everyone else and ruined the peace and serenity of the scene with that ________ machine.