[Senator Bedfellow]

5% sugar, 5% opium extract, 60% alcohol, 30% water. Cures what ails ya, you betcha. What - it's "herbal", innit?

Still waiting for my shilling check from Big Pharma....

[Right Wing Professor]

5% sugar, 5% opium extract, 60% alcohol, 30% water. Cures what ails ya, you betcha.

Waste genuine opium and good grain alcohol on this lot? Hell no. Meths and Jimson Weed: works as well, and 80% cheaper