38 Free Taglines

[r-q-tek86]

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph

[S0122017]

Feminists = womaniacs

[r-q-tek86]

for all the RWOS...

Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

[DHak]

"nuke the gay whales for jesus"

[r-q-tek86]

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, Other times I let her sleep

[S0122017]

The early bird feeds the early cat.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL!!

How about "Fat people are hard to kidnap."

[RooRoobird14]

I saw a guy wearing this shirt at the Checker Auto 500 this weekend:

"I AM the man from Nantucket"

LOLOL

[r-q-tek86]

It was fun, guys... but now I have to go to a bored board meeting.

[jigsaw]

Not to take your efforts for granite, but most of these taglines have been used.   :-)

[LexBaird]

I have a helmet sticker that says, "You Kid May Be An Honor Student, But You Are A Freaking Moron".

"I Fathered Your Honor Student."

[Taffini]

went to your page

you have beautiful eyes and a great smile

[Woman on Caroline Street]

Feminine Protection is a Pink Uzi

[Apple Blossom]

Saw Steven Wright on TV, funniest thing he said was:

"Put instant coffee in a microwave once, almost went back in time."

[oldsalt]

Who tested Preparation A - G, and why did they fail?

Same guy who tried 1-Up,then 2-Up,3-Up,4-Up,....you get the idea.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL!! Glad I am not the test dummy!

[martin_fierro]

There are no stupid questions. Just lots of inquisitive idiots.

[Archangel86]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
(The alternate, replacing 'stupid' with 'drunk', was my HS graduating classes' unofficial motto)

[Jo Nuvark]

If sex is a pain in the butt, you're doing it wrong. (Gallagher)

[ccwoman]

I have a button from the 70's that says.."nuke gay whales"!!!