So, which of these chimp-like behaviors have you heard of children engaging in lately that you're worried about:
o Eating termites with a stick
o Hunting down small neighborhood animals in packs & eating them raw
o Going out in public naked
o Knuckle-walking
o Physically fighting with each other
o Having sex without first declaring an oath of monogamy
o Picking lice out of their friend's hair
Please don't tell them about the termites and the raw fresh cat and dog. That might become the next craze.