It has a nice sing-songy cadence in Espanol. Hit the capital letters with the beat, and you'll hear it:
!los inmiGrantes ileGales son banDidos crimiNales!
Next time, I'll grab the bullhorn for that one.
As an alternative, you can use "Los extranjeros ilegales son ladrones criminales." (Illegal aliens are criminal thieves.)
Mix and match to suit your preferences.