To celebrate a man's 100th b-day a group of friends pitched in and sent him to a swanky hotel in the city. That evening, a beautiful woman knocked on his door & announced, "I'm here to give you super sex!" The elderly gentleman thought about it and replied, "I'll take the soup." BA-DUM-DUM!
LOL! I'll have to file that one in my Henny Youngman Memorial Archive. ;)