Concerning Urine, this is a 17 year old out of control without punitive measures. Sneaking out and staying in bar/gambling halls until 3 am. on a school night. If it smells, walks, looks,and acts like a duck it probably is a duck
This is exactly what I meant by "spin" -
The very fact that you cannot use the kid's proper name shows that you are trying to evoke emotion... not basing an argument on facts.