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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^
| 6/16/05
| Rick Pierce
Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.
Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.
"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."
The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...
(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...
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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: Dashing Dasher
That is one reason why I never wear latex. Nope, not gonna do it.
To: Rightly Biased
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posted on
06/21/2005 1:36:15 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: BikerNYC
I thought we passed a law against you wearing latex....
143
posted on
06/21/2005 1:36:34 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Quilla
That was just mean....did your parents abuse you?
My father once tricked me into eating venison...I was mad, but it was tasty stuff.
144
posted on
06/21/2005 1:36:48 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
To: BJClinton
Cow Testicles and Calf Brains.
145
posted on
06/21/2005 1:36:55 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Law, schmaw, as long as I still have my testicles.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Pic of my first bike when I lived in Redwood City, CA ~ way back when.
147
posted on
06/21/2005 1:37:30 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: byset
The Parade Grand Marshal this year is Harry Paratestes.
To: Dashing Dasher
LOL
"Attack of the nut wrangler"
To: Dashing Dasher
Yeah, that's the kind of teasing come on that will intrigue most men.
How did it work out?
150
posted on
06/21/2005 1:39:20 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
To: BJClinton
I notice that the testicles cost twice as much as the brains.....coincidence?
151
posted on
06/21/2005 1:39:25 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
To: Dashing Dasher
It depends on what the "lady" looks like and how much I've had to drink. ;-)
152
posted on
06/21/2005 1:39:28 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: feinswinesuksass
I notice that the testicles cost twice as much as the brains.....coincidence?
To all men and many women, they're worth twice as much.
To: Rightly Biased
Tastes just like chicken?
154
posted on
06/21/2005 1:41:27 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: L,TOWM; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; BJClinton
No viable candidates. Still looking for victim #1.
I must be prepared if (when?) said victim says, YES!
155
posted on
06/21/2005 1:42:24 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
This thread is going too fast! Truely 'balls to the wall'. All I can say is that every 'testicle festival' I've ever attended I only invited one sweet lady to attend. 2000 at once?!
Nam Vet
156
posted on
06/21/2005 1:42:29 PM PDT
by
Nam Vet
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
To: BJClinton
Outstanding. I just had to explain to a coworker why I'm looking up "testicle" in a Google image search.
157
posted on
06/21/2005 1:42:31 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: BJClinton
Am I cute enough?
158
posted on
06/21/2005 1:43:19 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Just keep the paddle hidden when you find a worthy subject.
159
posted on
06/21/2005 1:45:15 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
To: Dashing Dasher; L,TOWM; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Heh, keep a running tally of fellas that whimper/cower vs. say yes.
160
posted on
06/21/2005 1:45:35 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
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