I'm a proud American who's happy to live in the best country in the world. If you're not happy living here and hoping for another heartbreaking civil war, maybe you should leave. I heard there's still slavery in the Sudan.
If you think being a slave was so peachy, maybe you can offer yourself up.
I have a better idea. Since you like the North and their ideas so much, just take your happy *ss up there and STAY!
Or better yet, keep going till you are South of the Rio Grande. I have no desire for another WBTS. Just a return to the Constitution of 1789. And vindication for the brave men who fought for Texas. Not that YOU would care. I doubt if any of your kin bled for Texas.