Top Ten List of Tush-Challenged Celebrities

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[pissant]

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[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

Not a shred of talent among the ten of them, either.

In no other generation could Gwen Paltrow, Cameron Diaz or Paris Hilton even be a prom queen, let alone a world renowned celebrity.

[pissant]

Yep, I'm not sure why the ditzy blondes are so popular. Lara Flynn Boyle is a different story though!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I said to myself, "Self, this has to be a pissant thread.".

[pissant]

Hey, I've seen that before. Hmmmm, trying to remember where...

[Richard Kimball]

The reason the listed stars don't have rear ends is because they're anorexic.

[pissant]

And BTW, why are you always lurking in the SBR???

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Lara Flynn Boyle is a different story though!"

Lara needs to go to the anorexia clinic with that Olsen twin.

[pissant]

She's my favorite bulemic!

[pissant]

The butt-lifter may not even help!

[speed_addiction]

At least with most of these women, one could imagine that maybe their talents in bed would at least be worth something. With the videos it became obvious that Paris Hilton has no talent in this area either. Passed out, dead drunk college girls show more enthusiasm for a good schtuping than Paris did in either one of her videos. She is a better actress than actress than sex partner, so what does THAT tell you?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Smoky Back Rooms are my favorite next to Smoky Bar Rooms. We need a "Dirty Minded Freeper Room" and I would be right at home. Unfortunately I don't think the Mods would let it happen.

[pissant]

I think they might call it the JRBC-Pissant wing of FR!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"I think they might call it the JRBC-Pissant wing of FR!!"

Unfortunately, all comments would be removed by the moderator!!

[pissant]

Yep, I've had my share of run ins already!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I think I have only had one removed. I try so hard to behave. Sometimes, it is real difficult.

[pissant]

It would be fun some eve to set up a chat room with Yahoo "Tawdry Freepers" and blow some steam with like minded freepers/freeperettes!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"It would be fun some eve to set up a chat room with Yahoo "Tawdry Freepers" and blow some steam with like minded freepers/freeperettes!"

I'm in, but like I said in a previous thread, I worked as a guard in a mens prison so I have most likely heard it, been called it, or said it. So sailors might blush at my language. When I am not on FR or at the office the "F" bomb is frequently used. Sorry if it offends.

[pissant]

Well I cut down on my swearing since my daughter was born, that's for sure. But who else could we get involved?? We'll need to put together a PING list.

[End Times Sentinel]

Obviously, pissant, this begs the question, "What were you doing on lovemybubbles.com?"

Might I suggest onionbooty.com?  (You know you're going to go there...)

 Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)