Don't forget, you're talking about Alan Keyes, here...the wonderful "perfect conservative" candidate that no one votes for. The one who publicly denounced the Vice President's daughter for being a lesbian, whilst his OWN gay daughter worked diligently on his campaign (and who he also publicly rebuked and shunned AFTER the campaign went down to ignominous defeat)
Oh, but WAIT! We can't discuss Alan's "finer" points here either...certain FReepers get mad.