[Mr. Jeeves]

I have already confessed in previous threads that with the aid of a full body condom I'd like to lay in sin with Mark Morford.

That would be a very cruel way of killing Morford - a heterosexual encounter would overload his cerebral cortex and turn him into a babbling idiot who would likely suffocate because he couldn't remember to breathe.

Oh, wait... ;)

[cyborg]

ROTFL!!