[the invisib1e hand]

Your "aces"........your personality. Have one. Use it. Show it. Don't be a clown about it or anything (a VERY common mistake, especially among younger men). Also..........be funny, despite my previous admonishment to avoid being a clown. Women love a guy who can make them laugh. See "personality" above.

You make it very clear that personal hygiene is "important," you're "disease-free," and you have a tongue that is capable of being used as a helicopter propeller.

all of this I have in abundance, Masters. what lacketh I? Could be that there is no "babe" on the payroll? Could be that I married on once and it was a disaster.

Should we really be having this discussion on the same day that a bigshot at Boeing gets sacrificed on the altar of "sexual harassment policy?"

[Liberator]

"All of this I have in abundance, Masters. what lacketh I? Could be that there is no 'babe' on the payroll? Could be that I married on once and it was a disaster."

Could be the "no-babe-on-the-payroll" factor ;-)

Forget about the ex-old lady. Learn from your mistake, Grasshopper.

As many ladies were burned by their jerks, as were you. They await their White Knight in Shining Armor.(Or helicopter tongue in cowboy boots ;-)