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Top 10 Ways To Get The Office Babe
askmen.com ^ | 12/04 | shawn croft

Posted on 03/07/2005 11:49:09 AM PST by pissant

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To: the invisib1e hand

Depends. A few months of "power lunches" might be worth the grief you get when you dump her for the next babette that comes in the door.....


21 posted on 03/07/2005 2:36:57 PM PST by pissant
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To: kevkrom

That's why you need to record her begging for your services prior to dumping her....


22 posted on 03/07/2005 2:37:59 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant

Or yo`u can ask Harry Stonecipher!


23 posted on 03/07/2005 2:41:18 PM PST by Young Werther
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To: pissant

Or yo`u can ask Harry Stonecipher!


24 posted on 03/07/2005 2:41:43 PM PST by Young Werther
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That's why you need to record her begging for your services prior to dumping her....

Um... right. That's exactly what I was doing with that hidden videocamera in the bedroom. As far as anybody (except subscribers) knows, that is.

25 posted on 03/07/2005 2:43:31 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: the invisib1e hand

No joke. Don't get your meat where you get your bread.


26 posted on 03/07/2005 2:44:21 PM PST by The Red Baron
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To: pissant
1. Give her a sneak preview...

Use this one when the lights are real dim ;-)

27 posted on 03/07/2005 2:45:34 PM PST by Liberator
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To: KeyesPlease

That's stupid and so not true. That's the only thing he's not tired of. Haven't you ever had a great looking girlfriend but find yourself wondering at some point "will this... woman... ever...Shut....UPPPPPPP?" Then you start fantasizing how she would look with a gag in her mouth.

Gag it, bag it, tag it.


28 posted on 03/07/2005 2:46:50 PM PST by johnb838 ("You Have Ruled, Now Let Us See You Enforce" Need some wood?)
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To: pissant

If you date an office person and it doesn't work out, you are screwed if you ever wanted to date another person at work.
No woman wants to be thought of as the second or third choice in dating. Plus many of these woman will chat among themselves, including the one your already dated.


29 posted on 03/07/2005 2:48:01 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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Then you start fantasizing how she would look with a gag in her mouth

Apparently this is one of those subscribers...

30 posted on 03/07/2005 2:48:46 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: A CA Guy

I'm married and happily so. This is me just trying to help out my fellow freepers. When I worked as bartender, it was a race to see who could snag the newest cocktail babe. Made for lotsa drama!


31 posted on 03/07/2005 2:52:14 PM PST by pissant
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To: kevkrom

depends on the type of gag....


32 posted on 03/07/2005 2:52:51 PM PST by pissant
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To: the invisib1e hand
"lemme understand this. if you're not the best looking guy in the office, exactly what are your 'aces'?"

You make it very clear that personal hygiene is "important," you're "disease-free," and you have a tongue that is capable of being used as a helicopter propeller.

33 posted on 03/07/2005 2:54:49 PM PST by Liberator
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7. Let her overhear your conversation with your lady friends She need not know more than the basics, but let her see how you make your friends and family laugh and enjoy life.

Sure, wifey will laugh and enjoy life all the way to a lawyer.
Wonder if this guy has a "ten step system" for that.
And where is "work" on his 10 point list for employment.

Jammer
34 posted on 03/07/2005 2:57:22 PM PST by JamminJAY (This space for rent)
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To: pissant

mark


35 posted on 03/07/2005 3:00:44 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: the invisib1e hand

I suppose I should weigh in on this soberly. Getting the office "babe" is a really, really bad idea as long as you work there.

Dear Mrs Web said, "Never fish in the office pool."


36 posted on 03/07/2005 3:47:00 PM PST by mlmr (The "Naked and the Fred"....is back!)
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To: pissant

I'll wait to read 68 year old, Boeing CEO Harry Stonecipher's book.


37 posted on 03/07/2005 3:59:33 PM PST by vox_freedom (Fear no evil)
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To: vox_freedom

I think Stoncipher was married, and it was in his contract not to boink the help. Bad move....


38 posted on 03/07/2005 4:00:55 PM PST by pissant
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"The hottest girls can have fairly boring lives as intimidated guys fear asking them out."

Of all the "truths" in this fine post, this one stands out head and shoulders above the rest. It's the gospel truth. FAR too many drop-dead gorgeous women have dull social lives because men assume that "well......she HAS to already have someone".

Don't you believe it. Knowledge of this fact as a young man helped me tremendously.

Ahem.

39 posted on 03/07/2005 5:02:10 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: the invisib1e hand

Your "aces"........your personality. Have one. Use it. Show it. Don't be a clown about it or anything (a VERY common mistake, especially among younger men).

Also..........be funny, despite my previous admonishment to avoid being a clown. Women love a guy who can make them laugh. See "personality" above.


40 posted on 03/07/2005 5:04:26 PM PST by RightOnline
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