Oh puleeeeeeeeeeeeeese . . . what's next . . . $crotum shape determines personality?
Yak
peanut sized = no brains, no sex, no man at all.
walnut sized = moderate intelligence, never stops thinking about sex, not particularly interesting once you get past sex
brazil nut = weird, whacky, and intelligent
macadamia = possibly insane or criminal
mixed nuts = great sex, able to carry on an intelligent conversation, good providers
pecan = genteel, gracious, and good sex (especially this kind)
filbert = forget about it
One thing is for certain, they are all seeking a good nutcracker.
Hey, makes about as much sense as any other Annanova story!
welllllllllllll there went the morning coffee all over the screen and keyboard again.....please warn me when your going to say something like that......(sides hurt from laughing)