[Darksheare]

"However, I ain't afraid of no cat!"

24 pounds of feline Diva attitude:

(Hope this makes you chuckle a bit.)
I'll drop by later to see how you're doing, see if I can make you laugh hard enough to spray your keyboard, or see if one of my patented typos can rub off on you.
Of course, I probably have to con, er.. tempt you to try my coffee first.

[Heartland Hattie]

Now, how do I get my embarrassing rant thread pulled? Help please.