[Dane]

I STRONGLY DISAGREE with Bush's amnesty program. (Am looking around for Jim's snipers on neighbors' roof...... Please don't make me suffer, just make it quick!!!!

It isn't amnesty, and second IMO don't leave your day job to become a stand up comedian just yet.

[Chong]

It isn't amnesty?
Someone breaks into your house against your will, does some cleaning and demands money from you. (He/she just wants to work for you for some dough, like those window washers at stop lights.)

You then turn around and grant that person permission to enter your house legally, since he was there already anyway.

Never mind that he broke the law when he broke into your house to begin with, but just give him the master key to your house. No problem.

Do I think this is funny? Not in the least. As for my sense of humor that you critisized, you should get some.