[Red Sea Swimmer]

Are you aware of the prophecies that state that hidden parts of the Torah will be revealed in the Messianic Era ?

An interesting idea on this subject is that the word "chosen" also means that the Jewish people have been "chosen" to be redeemed, i.e. counter-balanced, saved, delivered to safety and peace, by a certain male figure who would appear at some time in human history. As you know, he is known as "Moshiach".

[Marguerite]

GOD NAMES NEXT "CHOSEN PEOPLE"; IT'S JEWS AGAIN
"Oh Shit," Say Jews

Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) Update - Jews, whose troubled, 10,000-year term as God's "chosen people" finally expired last night, woke up this morning to find that they had once again been hand-picked by the Almighty. Synagogues across the globe declared a day of mourning.

Asked if the descendants of Abraham shouldn't be pleased about being tapped for an unprecedented second term, Jerusalem Rabbi Ben Meyerson shrugged. "Of course, you are right, we should be thrilled," he said. "We should also enjoy a good swift kick in the head, but for some reason, we don't.

"Now don't ask such questions until you watch the news, or read history, or at least rent 'Fiddler on the Roof'."

Much of the world's re-blessed Jewish community shared that feeling. "It's always been considered a joke with us. You know, 'Please G-d, next time choose someone else,' ha ha," said New York City resident David Bashert.

"Ha. Ha ha," Bashert added.

http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/chosen.shtml