Noo -- you got it wrong --- the trick is to become like a Mexican elite. Then you are guaranteed high fences with barbed wire and broken glass along the top, any number of servants you could possibly want. You wouldn't have to worry about how stupid you are or how stupid your kids are --- you buy your way into good jobs --- use your connections.
Things are getting a little heated now --- but then you buy "kidnapping insurance" --- believe it or not --- it's popular in Mexico. And hire a body guard --- guardeo de espaldas I think they call it.