[olde north church]

dear aspiring_hillbilly,
I have read your previous postings and noted the contempt in which you hold your fellow FReepers. That being the case, let me put this as respectfully as I possibly can; if I had wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I would have farted.
Sincerely,
onc

[aspiring.hillbilly]

To: aspiring.hillbilly
dear aspiring_hillbilly,
I have read your previous postings and noted the contempt in which you hold your fellow FReepers. That being the case, let me put this as respectfully as I possibly can; if I had wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I would have farted.
Sincerely,
onc

(Sounds like your assshole is Speaking in tongues...)