My brother and I went up the street to the house of some other 'perfect angels', the little darlings loved to ride their bikes by our house and scream that incestuous things were going on with mom, and we beat the snot out of the three kids and their father.
They never rode their bikes past the house again.
And their parents never claimed that their kids were completely innocent ever again.
wow....
Never had to do that...I was always bigger...if the stupid kids yelled something, it would look like a Mafia beatdown, so it never happened after the first time :)