They just don't make trolls like they used to.
Why, where I come from we'd tape matches to the troll, hand him an empty water bucket, and then stick him in a room full of angry fire elementals who've been spritzed with water.
Then we'd sit back and watch the festivities.
Isn't that what we did to jj_fate?
Kentu knew whence he spoke.
-Happy New Year, G.J.P.(Jr.)