[Lady Jag]

"Little Bunny Foo-foo" or anything by Niel Diamond cross-mixed with Spice Girls.

I know they postdate it, but wouldn't they still fall under the rulings of the Geneva Protocol?

[Darksheare]

Only if they live through it long enough to complain to a lawyer.
After about the second time of "If you wanna be my lover" crossed with 'Turn on your heartlight', they'd be BEGGING for death.